27. It’s time to go to the police

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New York City Police Department - 10th Precinct, W 20th Street, New York, NY

So how’s this work? 

I live in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan. Do I walk over to the police station on West 20th and the tell the officer behind the counter about a guy name Ace, some condoms he had 30 years ago, a dead senator, Spanky’s ashes, my old letterman’s jacket, a corrupt coroner, and a Steelers license plate?

Yeah, right.

And just what if some New York City cop did hear me out, does what I know have anything to do with New York City?  Other than I happen to sit there when writing this blog. 

Nah, the police-in-my-neighborhood thing is not going to work.

So do I take a train back to Pittsburgh, walk into a random police station there, and tell a Pittsburgh police officer about a guy name Ace, some condoms he had 30 years ago, a dead senator, Spanky’s ashes, my old letterman’s jacket, a corrupt coroner, and a Steelers license plate?

Maybe. 

But knowing what I now know (more on that later), nothing would happen.  It turns out that I can’t trust the Pittsburgh police or prosecutors.  I might even be the next dead old buddy.

Nah, I gotta stay away from the Pittsburgh police.

Do I go see small town Police Chief Jim and tell him about a guy name Ace, some condoms he had 30 years ago....

Ligonier (PA) police headquarters

Nah.  Same situation as Pittsburgh. I would soon be dead.

So the police are out.

I have a drink. 

I know! I’ll go to the press!  It’ll be dramatic.  I’ll have my Woodward and Bernstein and Deep Throat moment. 

 

Tomorrow:  The good old Fourth Estate